100 things (bloggerized)

So you know those cheesy FWDs you used to get in highschool about your friends' personality profiles? You filled out a hundred of 'em and still people managed to find more? Well its been about 7 years since I graduated from my 5 person class, so I thought I might fill another one out. Hopefully I can find 100 interesting things about myself.


P.S. I stole this from Mrs. Chicky, cause she's so damned cool :)

1. I'm a Pisces (obviously).
2. But my moon is in Aries, so I seriously have issues.
3. I put hot sauce on pizza.
4. I went to film school.
5. I was born in Wine Country, California.
6. I don't live there anymore (obviously).
7. I am still technically engaged.
8. I moved to New England when I was seven.
9. I don't live there anymore (thank you Ms. Obvious)
10. My dad is a musician.
11. My mom was a social worker.
12. I have one little sister.
13. She lives in Alaska.
14. She studies rocks.
15. My baby was supposed to be a boy.
16. I work full time.
17. I am currently homeless, unless you consider mooching off grandma, and couch surfing a home.
18. The cost of living in my town is 110% of the national average.
19. I'm now obsessed with medical & mommy blogs.
20. The Wal-Mart in my town roasts green chilies outside the front door.
21. I'm also guiltily obsessed with Zero-Carb Rockstars
22. Amendment to #17 - I am currently "Permanent-Address less"
23. I love Sharpies
24. I love sharpie commercials
25. I am not a sharpie huffer, if that's what you're thinking.
26. I have huffed whipped cream though (ok, this was years, and many brain-cells ago).
27. I have shoplifted cosmetics (I mean COME ON! They are so small and overpriced).
28. I danced with the aging hippies at a Crosby, Stills & Nash concert.
29. Do periods go inside the parenthesis/quotations or outside?
30. I hate the word period
31. I hate it more when people refer to it as "af."
32. I hate it when people refer to their husbands as "dh"
33. Ok, so I'm really just bitter about my own "dh" (or lack there-of).
34. Its 3 years till my high school reunion.
35. I'm getting old.
36. I believe in miracles due to the fact that my daughter managed to receive only the good genes from her terminally screwed up parents.
37. Legalize it. Hippies Represent.
38. I miss the ocean.
39. But I happen to think Durango is the closest thing to heaven....besides being at the ocean.
40. I don't know if I believe in heaven.
41. Or hell.
42. I believe that the soul never truly dies.
43. I love cats.
44. I think pitbulls are the most humorous, loving, loyal dogs on the planet.
45. I think the people who breed pitbulls to fight are the scum of the planet.
46. Let your freak flag fly.
47. I tried to egg President Bush's limo outside of the Park Plaza hotel in Boston.
48. I've marched in peace rallies
49. I've attended Pride conventions
50. Three words: Telluride Blues & Brews
51. I used to call LB "Gollum" when she was itty bitty, due to the "my precious" noises she would make.
52. I now call her Doo Doo Bear.
53. My mom refers to her butt cheeks as "bundy bundins".
54. I feel like every year I'm out of college, my IQ drops a point.
55. I mean, look at my grammar.
56. I used to go to this hippi-sorry.. independent school in Vermont where we make gingerbread houses for credit.
57. The school prepared me to read and understand Shakespeare, but fail basic algebra by 9th grade.
58. My daughter was born 3 weeks early.
59. She was born 2 days after 6/6/6.
60. My midwife was a moron, and didn't know she was breech.
61. I was wheeled into surgery when they discovered LB's feet were coming down the log chute instead of her head.
62. I heart percocet.
63. I heart the morphine clicker.
64. I am not a drug addict...anymore.
65. I quit smoking when I was pregnant.
66. I broke down after a few nights of screaming baby.
67. I quit again due to breastfeeding.
68. I only break down every couple of months now.
69. Wine in a Box Rox.
70. They used to call me "Pippi the Hippie" in High school due to the fact I wore my hair in braids all the time.
71. I was also bullied in high school due to the "hippie" thing.
72. I've moved almost every year of my life.
73. I really hope I don't curse my daughter with the same fate :(
74. In College I played basketball, even though I'm 5'5" and I'd never played in my life.
75. It was only Division III.
76. In a school where everyone was either an actor or an artist, guess how many people showed up to our games?
77. I've been mistaken for a drag queen.
78. I was completely uncomfortable around kids before I had any.
79. I still don't know what to do with the older ones.
80. By older, I mean anyone who is above the age of 14 months.
81. I think I am a good mom.
82. I don't know how to react to people complimenting my child.
83. I feel like saying "thank you" is somehow wrong for taking credit.
84. I can't wait to see what kind of a person LB will become.
85. I love the desert as much as the ocean.
86. LB has a rockin' birth chart.
87. She was an unplanned pregnancy.
88. I hated being pregnant.
89. I think I'm getting the hang of being a mom.
90. Being a single mom is still kicking my Ass, though.
91. I think every girl should read "Reviving Ophelia" and "Queen Bees and Wannabes". Mothers of girls should DEFINITELY read these.
92. My favorite book about pregnancy is "Misconceptions" by Naomi Wolf.
93. My favorite movie about pregnancy is "Knocked Up" by Judd Apatow.
94. My claim to fame is that I used to work for the Jim Henson Company.
95. I really was only an intern.
96. I graduated college, wondering if my experience was worth the debt.
97. I ate the biggest chocolate chip cookie I could find at 2 pm everyday after 30 weeks when I was pregnant.
98. I hate that feminism is now a dirty word, but I don't deny it.
99. I love the Dixie Chicks.
100. I hate humidity.

Peace Out Mamas.